Ahoy me mateys,
I’m running for secretary in the student government for 9th grade. Below is my speech. Comment with constructive criticism please? Humorous add ons happily accepted.
Hello Fred S. Engle students! I am Jake Elton and I am running for the position of secretary. I would be a breathtakingly stupendous secretary for our class for countless reasons, but I will compact them into three simple reasons, because I don’t want to waste my peer’s precious time. First, I am very organized person. Second, I can pay attention and take the important details out of something. No important details will get past me without being recorded. Third, I am a responsible individual, so I won’t forget important notes. That would be something a bad secretary would do. So that’s why I’m running for secretary. Make the right choice and vote Jake.